Vacation Day 1:
*Put on new sweatshirt (super stoked because it’s FINALLY cold enough!)
*Pour perfect cup of coffee and head out to the deck.
*Sit in new deck chair.
*Discover deck chair is actually a rocking chair.
*Change into new maroon sweater (after putting coffee-stained sweatshirt in the hamper).
*Fix breakfast of yogurt, peaches and granola.
*Discover yogurt is “souper” runny.
*Change back into thermal pajama shirt after putting yogurt-stained sweater in hamper.
*Consider taking anther shower or just heading back to bed.
*Decide it’s 5 o’clock somewhere and pour a glass of gin.