Vacation Day 1:

*Sleep in.

*Brew coffee.

*Take shower.

*Put on new sweatshirt (super stoked because it’s FINALLY cold enough!)

*Pour perfect cup of coffee and head out to the deck.

*Sit in new deck chair.

*Discover deck chair is actually a rocking chair.

*Change into new maroon sweater (after putting coffee-stained sweatshirt in the hamper).

*Fix breakfast of yogurt, peaches and granola.

*Discover yogurt is “souper” runny.

*Change back into thermal pajama shirt after putting yogurt-stained sweater in hamper.

*Consider taking anther shower or just heading back to bed.

*Decide it’s 5 o’clock somewhere and pour a glass of gin.