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Since I began this blog, my goal was to post something every day, Monday – Friday. Except for one (very busy and grandchild-filled) Wednesday, I’ve accomplished that goal. I have found that I have quite a few “Accidentally Human” stories (they seem to never end, so I’ve decided to go ahead and order the bubble-wrap suit, helmet and bedazzled “Fall Risk” jewelry), and I have … Continue reading Bloglettes
Across the street from the apartment there is a school. Like most schools, the bell rings around 2:40 in the afternoon and a hoard of children leave the building. Around the corner, there is a RiteAid. This particular RiteAid gets very busy after school, but yesterday it was busier because of Valentines Day. As we were all waiting in line, a 30-something woman (who I … Continue reading Abandoned Hearts
It’s that season again. I would like to thank whoever made February the shortest month of the year. It’s the height of flu season. It is the ugliest part of winter. For some, February is also a reminder of loss and loneliness. Across the country, elementary school kids are cutting pink and red construction paper into the shape of little butts, but no amount of … Continue reading A Tale of Two Hearts
I can’t see. And I can’t breathe. And I am panicking. I kick for the surface, but one of my legs won’t work. It’s caught. I am trapped. I kick harder. I feel a grip tighten around my leg. Scott, my dive buddy, is holding me down. I continue to panic. My brain tries to recall classroom words. Bubbles. That’s all I can remember. If … Continue reading Under Water
It is 6:30 am, and I wake up to the sound of birds and the muted light coming through the screens in my room. I reach for my cup of water and lazily flick an ant off the top before taking a sip. I make my way to the bathroom and notice a spider who has taken up residency in the shower overnight. I am … Continue reading Just Like Heaven
I don’t know if late September can be classified as “dog days” of summer anymore, but it’s a hot day in Texas, and it’s not even 9 am. Texas has a way of holding back fall until you are so grateful for it, you begin to declare it your “favorite season” on those dumb social media questionnaires. Today I’m trying to embrace the warmth. Stepping … Continue reading NYC FOMO
Pink. I woke up early and came into the living room to think. No, that’s not exactly true. I didn’t sleep well. I’m not myself. This has been one of those Texas winters where winter never truly kicks in. It’s been cool enough to need a jacket, but the air conditioner has run more than the heater. And more often than not, the temperature is so … Continue reading In The Pink
When is the Chinese New Year? I’m sure I can google it, but I just don’t feel like it right now. But is it March? Because if it’s March, then those Chinese people are the smartest effing people on the face of the planet. Who decided that January 1st should be “New Year”? And why on earth would it be “Happy”? Let’s see… we started … Continue reading Happy Effing New Year
