Oh Insomnia… you BITCH! I’m gonna write your number on a bathroom stall. That’ll teach you.
I have discovered that the summer after becoming an Empty Nester is delightful! I could say that I […]
Cats are terrific. Out of the blue, they will bring in a snake to take your mind off […]
I have certain low expectations of fast food establishments. Don’t want to get too comfortable…
So I was cleaning the cat box before bed (insert nose-wrinkle here), and I open the garage door […]
What if everything came stamped with an expiration date? When we were kids, we were given end-times to […]
Dear Body, I’m sorry I did that to you. I mean REALLY sorry! And I realize you will […]