I find myself constantly searching for balance… yet it always seems like when the universe tilts, what and who roll my direction are exactly what I need. Continue reading Tilt-A-World
Have I told you this one? Stop me if I have. No really, stop me. I don’t want to start telling stories over and over again like an old woman. But you don’t stop me, because you actually don’t remember it. Maybe it was not memorable. Maybe it was just that long ago. Maybe I’m a crappy storyteller. But halfway through, you remember that you’ve … Continue reading Chapter One. Again.
So I spied an old longhorn while driving through the backroads of Decatur. I parked on the side of the road, and got out to snap a few pics. Took one step into the ditch and the earth decided to swallow me whole. I pulled my foot out when I was about ankle deep, saving myself, but losing my shoe. I continued to stand there, … Continue reading Quicksandi
So…while in the shower this morning, I held my arm at such an angle, the water shot off my fingertips and I became a superhero. I won’t tell you who I destroyed, but you may want to thank me for your morning commute. Continue reading Shower Power
I want to open a restaurant on the beach and call it “She Sells Sushi By The Seashore”. I need to hire a sushi chef. And a waitress with a lisp. Continue reading Think or Thwim
Sometimes my email filter snoozes on the job and the occasional piece of junk mail sneaks in. This morning I received one such piece from a sender named “Anal Jelly”, and the subject line read, “Make me breakfast in the morning!” I’m more than a little frightened of their target market. Continue reading That’s Not My Jam
“What a cute puppy!” and “Let’s get a kitten!” Translation: “I never want to sleep in again,” and “We just can’t have nice things.” Continue reading Adorable-schmorable