Fog Off!

Dear Meteorologist,

Quit telling me it’s raining or cloudy or windy or cold. I only have to step outside to figure that out.

Know what would be super duper helpful? Tell me whether it’s a wine or tequila day, and then give me an idea of how much to keep on-hand.


Disappointed in Waxahachie

p.s. “meteorologist” is a stupid word. And your tie is ugly.