Dear Meteorologist,
Quit telling me it’s raining or cloudy or windy or cold. I only have to step outside to figure that out.
Know what would be super duper helpful? Tell me whether it’s a wine or tequila day, and then give me an idea of how much to keep on-hand.
Sincerely,
Disappointed in Waxahachie
p.s. “meteorologist” is a stupid word. And your tie is ugly.
Random Pimientos 
Now THAT would be useful information! Too funny!
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IKR? Fr nk day!
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It’s national margarita day today. You’re welcome
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Huzzah! Maybe that’ll cut through this nastiness. 🙄
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