Shithead

Okay, so I’m a grown-ass adult, and I love Snapchat! (Hello second childhood!), but as a grown up, my eyes are failing.

One of the Snapchat selfie “add-ons” recently was a beehive that sits on top of your head while bees fly around! Since I love bees, I was VERY excited and proceeded to take a selfie, add the beehive on my head with the cute buzzing bees, and send it to my friends.

It was pointed out to me that it was NOT a beehive…and those were not bees.

So, to all of my friends who received a picture of me, patting a pile of shit on my head, surrounded by buzzing flies, with a giant smile on my face…I apologize.