Non-Toxic
I found myself reading a Forbes article titled “10 Toxic People You Should Avoid At All Costs” just to make sure I wasn’t listed. Continue reading Non-Toxic
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Bluebonnet Love
Anyone who has driven through Texas during the month of April will tell you that there is nothing more breathtaking than the oceans of bluebonnets that spread out for miles across the landscape. Texans, by and large, are not winter people. We don’t know how to drive in the snow. Let me rephrase that: We don’t know how to drive when there is a *threat* … Continue reading Bluebonnet Love
Cracked
In other news: Taking time-release cold medicine before bed is like inviting the Crack Fairy to poke you in the eyeball every 30 minutes throughout the night. 😩 Continue reading Cracked
This Could Be Us
And Randall proposed to Beth over a plate of nachos and a ginger beer. She was his one true love and he was the love of her life. They had already survived the bad. And while they thought it was the worst, the universe knew better. I want to stop watching at this moment, while they are facing each other. So much in love. Tears … Continue reading This Could Be Us
Speaking of the World
And Penny tells young Will she’s made a decision. She is going to live in Morocco for one year. She needs a different crowd. Then she asks him if he wants to come. He answers “Yes. Yeah. Yeah.” When she asks if he’s sure, he tells her to ask him again. “Do you want to come?” His reply is the same. “Yes. Yes!” It’s all … Continue reading Speaking of the World
Sweet Dream
I’ve heard cookies are provided at AA meetings. I’m interested in a CA meeting (Cookieholics Anonymous) and wonder if alcohol will be provided. Continue reading Sweet Dream
Go Ask Alice
I just realized that Alice was the only one in the Brady household with her own room. Continue reading Go Ask Alice
Dad
My Dad came for a short visit this past weekend. As always, he stayed exactly 3 days. His motto has always been that houseguests, like fish, go bad after three days. We managed to pack a lot into a short amount of time. We ate tacos, and talked for hours, never missing a beat even when the power went out. We drank beer, ate burgers … Continue reading Dad
5 Weeks Later
In case anyone is wondering how “Phoenix” (the plant I tried to save) is doing, let me give you an update: A short while after I left New York, Phoenix leapt out of the personalized mug, off the windowsill, and into a cat box full of litter. It was discovered long after its demise. I refuse to take this as a sign. I have renamed … Continue reading 5 Weeks Later
Distraction
Do not expect me to focus on what you are saying if you insist on back-combing one of your eyebrows. Continue reading Distraction
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