The truth will set you free. Unless you killed someone. Continue reading !

Dear Ford, Why would you choose to name something “Super Duty”? Did you never go to Junior High? Love, Giggling in Waxahachie Continue reading Doody

Rolled down my window at the bank, and a GINORMOUS spider dropped down.  Tried to roll up the window, but during my panic I hit the gas and rolled up and over the curb-thingie. Closed the window and put the brake on, but realized the spider was IN the truck.  Scrambled over and out the passenger side door and just stood there like a freaking … Continue reading Caught On Camera

WHADOWEWANT? COFFEE! WHENDOWEWANNIT? NOW! Continue reading Picket Line

Maybe celebrity parents give their children bizarre first names to hide them from the Romper Room Stalker Lady. You would never hear, “I see Camera, and I see Apple, and I see Blanket.”  Those kids could get away with murder! Meanwhile, the rest of us had to wear clean pajamas and couldn’t pick our noses. She was watching.  Always watching… Continue reading Magic Mirror Protection Program

As I was washing my face this morning, I sneezed while my hands were full of suds, and tiny bubbles floated all around my head. Suddenly, I was a 3-year old. Continue reading Bubblicious

You never realize how incredibly disgusting carpet is until you lose the clear plastic back of an earring… Continue reading Ew

I must be going through puberty.  My mustache is beginning to fill in. Continue reading Fuzzy Was She

Sunday is Beauty Day. So I put on my favorite homemade face mask – BC Powder (basically crushed aspirin and caffeine) and honey, and decided to get some yard work done while it dried (it actually never really dries… more like “cures”) Our back fence is covered in Trumpet Vines, which are covered in bees and ants.  I had to lean into them to grab … Continue reading My Farm is Funnier