The Best Toast Ever and a Green Velvet Dress

I am not funny.  I am not funny.  I am not funny. Okay, I may be funny.  But this morning I’m just not feeling it. I’ve had the title to this particular blog tucked away for months.   And I’ve written it in my head a dozen different times.  There are subtle variations, but the theme is always the same. I’ve been blogging for a … Continue reading The Best Toast Ever and a Green Velvet Dress

How High?

I’m short. I’ve always been short. I stopped growing shortly after 5th grade. My boobs happily took up the slack. But I’ve spent my life reaching for everything. At the grocery store, I’ve climbed lower shelves to reach items on the top shelf. I’ve gone in search of employees to grab cartons of milk beyond my reach in the refrigerator.  I had to ask for … Continue reading How High?

Say Something

A self-proclaimed “Lucky Fucker”, John Cusack sat across from me, chewing a huge wad of bubble gum and carefully NOT answering questions. I had just finished watching “Say Anything” with 1,700 of my closest friends.  And we were ALL very excited to see John stroll onto the stage after the credits rolled. The next 30 minutes were filled with a moderated Q&A.  The moderator was … Continue reading Say Something