Accidentally Human Part III

So…

While changing the toner cartridge for the printer, I managed to get a cardboard paper cut on my chin…

Then followed that up by slicing my hand on the foil pouch.

Maybe “Sandi” should come with a warning label.

Only semi-joking about the label.

I just got jalapeno juice in not one, but BOTH eyes!

The pain is literally making me nauseous.