Accidentally Human Part V

I haven’t even left the house this morning…

and already I’ve whacked my head on a cabinet door,

stepped on my own toe (I didn’t even know that was possible!),

and choked on my own saliva.

Now I’m paranoid that maybe I’m out to get me.

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