I haven’t even left the house this morning…
and already I’ve whacked my head on a cabinet door,
stepped on my own toe (I didn’t even know that was possible!),
and choked on my own saliva.
Now I’m paranoid that maybe I’m out to get me.
I haven’t even left the house this morning…
and already I’ve whacked my head on a cabinet door,
stepped on my own toe (I didn’t even know that was possible!),
and choked on my own saliva.
Now I’m paranoid that maybe I’m out to get me.
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