So…
I was eating lunch at my desk (as always),
and had just taken a bite of tuna salad,
when I started to sneeze.
I knew there was no stopping it…
I knew I was nowhere near a tissue…
and I knew it was going to be ugly.
So I grabbed the (really large) trash can from under my desk to sneeze into.
My eyes shut, and I tried to (quickly) bring it toward my face.
It hit the underside of the desk.
I jerked backwards in my chair,
(all of this happening in slow-motion in my mind)
and managed to get it out from under the desk.
Eyes still closed,
I had used just enough force while pushing myself backwards
to fall out of my chair…
and just enough force pulling the trash can up that
I whacked myself in the head with it.
Kind of makes you feel better about yourself now, doesn’t it?
You’re welcome.
Thank you for not taking yourself too seriously in beautiful moments like this 🙂
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