Last day of vacation. Sigh… Well, if it has to end, I’m taking everyone down with me:
*The ship sinks (and there was only room for one on the door).
*The nerd gets the girl.
*Jason is still alive.
*Jack Sparrow speaks of another quest.
*Verbal Kint is Keyser Söze.
*Tyler Durden doesn’t actually exist.
*Ned Stark loses his head.
*Ross and Rachel end up together.
*The gopher survives the explosions and the ball goes in the hole.
*Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.
*Jim and Pam get married.
*Frodo goes into the mountains and throws the ring (with help) into the fiery lava.
*It was the name of his childhood sled!
*The Cubs lost game three of the 2016 World Series in a yawn-worthy shut-out. (Okay, fine, watch it if you must, but even Bill Murray as Daffy Duck won’t save this one).
*The Cubs win the 2016 World Series in extra innings 4 games to 3.
*He was dead THE WHOLE TIME!
*Doug Neidermeyer went to Vietnam where he was killed by his own troops.
*And frankly, Rhett doesn’t give a damn.