Me: I need chips.
Cute boy: What?
Me: Chips. And a Snickers bar.
Cute boy: Are you okay?
Me: And cheesecake.
Cute boy: Do you need pie or something?
Me: (perks up) YES! PIE!
Me (again): If you love me, you’ll get me pie.
Cute boy: It’s 11 pm… nothing is open.
Me: Waffle House! They are open 24 hours and THEY HAVE PIE!
Cute boy: What, are you crazy? I only go to Waffle House if I’ve been drinking.
Me: Then go have a drink and bring me some pie!
Cute boy: (leaves the room)
I don’t think he takes me seriously.