Tonight’s conversation:

Me: I need chips.

Cute boy: What?

Me: Chips. And a Snickers bar.

Cute boy: Are you okay?

Me: And cheesecake.

Cute boy: Do you need pie or something?

Me: (perks up) YES! PIE!

Me (again): If you love me, you’ll get me pie.

Cute boy: It’s 11 pm… nothing is open.

Me: Waffle House! They are open 24 hours and THEY HAVE PIE!

Cute boy: What, are you crazy? I only go to Waffle House if I’ve been drinking.

Me: Then go have a drink and bring me some pie!

Cute boy: (leaves the room)

I don’t think he takes me seriously.