I have decided that post office employees can’t possibly suck as bad as they seem. It’s almost as if they suck deliberately.
So I think I have it figured out. In a world of email and social media, they have collectively plotted to get us to go outdoors and meet our neighbors. Sometimes next door, and sometimes towns away.
Corsicana Auto Parts, I’m coming for you soon! I may even bring cookies!
p.s… whoever has my last two packages… when you bring them, can you show up with coffee? I’m running low.