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To my 16 year old self: Don’t worry, when you are 53, you will still be rummaging through your drawer looking for Clearasil and cover-up. Sigh… Continue reading -_-
To my 16 year old self: Don’t worry, when you are 53, you will still be rummaging through your drawer looking for Clearasil and cover-up. Sigh… Continue reading -_-
“Bodhisattvas play the long game. They have confidence in the power of goodness over time. And they know that dark times bring out the heroic in us.” -Norman Fischer Continue reading Bodhi
Dear Pringles, Servings per container: 6? Are you kidding me? Have you not MET “Hormonal Sandi”? Well, at least you’re optimistic. Keep the faith! Cheers, Salty in Waxahachie Continue reading Feeling Salty
I want to use fancy words to describe the last 24 hours, but I find myself at a loss. Truly. In the last 24 hours: I have been told the best news (twice). I’ve heard terrible news. I have conversed with friends experiencing the beginning of relationships, the end of a job, the stress of family issues and illness, the excitement of a trip, and … Continue reading 24 Hours
Self-pity and bitterness are sneaky emotions. A pack of 14 year olds will stroke your head for roughly 36 hours before telling you to snap out of it (Cher-style!) and linking arms with you to drag you into your next adventure (or misadventure). Why is it when we get to be adults we suddenly think others have a right to wallow until they become grumpy … Continue reading Moonstrucked
Sometimes you can fix stuff. And sometimes you can’t. I’m glad I never learned the difference. Continue reading Trying
And it’s raining. Again. I might be crying, but who could tell? I’ve given up on personal solar energy…I’m now holding it together with sugar and caffeine (and maybe tequila). I’m not proud of myself, but breakfast was pumpkin pie with a shot of eggnog. If the sun ever comes back out, can someone please wake me from my sugar coma? Continue reading Sky Dive
Sometimes, a little quiet conversation about nothing in particular is just what I need. Continue reading Needy
Things I’ve learned: Bangs are almost always a bad idea. Macaroni and Cheese may not fix everything, but it helps. Sometimes the answer IS Tequila. You can always start over. Always. Spiders should never build their web at the bottom of my spaghetti pot Often, the best answers begin with a joke. Turns out, broken hearts can mend. Just not in the way you expect. … Continue reading Things I’ve Learned
I’m just going to sit here and chortle into my cleavage… Work can wait. Continue reading Ha!