I may need a shrink. Or a drink. But I think I’ll write instead. Last night, a beetle crawled into bed with me. My “normal” self would have, at the very least, flicked him out of bed. But last night, I looked at him and thought, “I wonder how his day has been?” And I wasn’t even surprised that I thought that. I ask everyone … Continue reading My “Bee-Tell”
The truth will set you free. Unless you killed someone. Continue reading !
Dear Ford, Why would you choose to name something “Super Duty”? Did you never go to Junior High? Love, Giggling in Waxahachie Continue reading Doody
Rolled down my window at the bank, and a GINORMOUS spider dropped down. Tried to roll up the window, but during my panic I hit the gas and rolled up and over the curb-thingie. Closed the window and put the brake on, but realized the spider was IN the truck. Scrambled over and out the passenger side door and just stood there like a freaking … Continue reading Caught On Camera
One of my roommates while I am in New York is Edgar. The past two weeks, Edgar has been dealing with two overactive, noisy, and often stinky foster kittens. And while he certainly sees them as an annoyance, they have been garnering quite a bit of love and attention from the humans in the apartment (because, holy COW they are cute!). He has been handling … Continue reading Conversations with Edgar
WHADOWEWANT? COFFEE! WHENDOWEWANNIT? NOW! Continue reading Picket Line
Maybe celebrity parents give their children bizarre first names to hide them from the Romper Room Stalker Lady. You would never hear, “I see Camera, and I see Apple, and I see Blanket.” Those kids could get away with murder! Meanwhile, the rest of us had to wear clean pajamas and couldn’t pick our noses. She was watching. Always watching… Continue reading Magic Mirror Protection Program