How To Get A Bigger Butt In 8 Moves

  1. Move to the South. (Sorry if that offends anyone, but I live down here, so I can say that.)
  2. Move into a small town. (Same disclaimer as above.)
  3. Move into a neighborhood surrounded by restaurants advertising “Home Cooking”.
  4. Move in with your grandma.
  5. Move the lettuce while searching for that leftover piece of pie.
  6. Move to the table closest to the buffet.
  7. Move a fork full of macaroni and cheese into your mouth.  Repeat.
  8. Move less.