- Move to the South. (Sorry if that offends anyone, but I live down here, so I can say that.)
- Move into a small town. (Same disclaimer as above.)
- Move into a neighborhood surrounded by restaurants advertising “Home Cooking”.
- Move in with your grandma.
- Move the lettuce while searching for that leftover piece of pie.
- Move to the table closest to the buffet.
- Move a fork full of macaroni and cheese into your mouth. Repeat.
- Move less.
