I recently returned from a trip and discovered a note from TSA tucked into my suitcase. Under the note I discovered a not-so-organized pile of clothing and toiletries. I may have to break up with TSA, despite the sweet note. Our differences may be unsurmountable. I pack like an Olympic Tetris competitor. TSA packs like a 12 year old boy returning from summer camp. Continue reading WTF TSA
Have you ever invested time, energy, money, devotion, love… only to ultimately be let down when the bottom dropped out? I’m going to answer for you. Yes. Of course you have. And have you ever wondered why your investment didn’t pay off, especially since you gave it your all? Ever feel betrayed? Foolish? Again, let me help. Of course you did. That’s human nature. … Continue reading Investments
Entry on quite a few pages of my diary in 1978: “Went to Betty’s house. Jumped on the tramp.” Continue reading Lady and the
Someone recently asked me what my morning routine was. My alarm goes off at 7 am, and then I immediately work out for 30 minutes. Some days, I work out for an hour. Hitting that snooze button over and over again really wears me out, so I follow that with some coffee and a bowl of Cap’n Crunch. Then a nap. Continue reading Early Bird Special
I wonder how many calories whining burns? Continue reading Would you like cheese with your whine?
Nothing happy, nothing funny, nothing witty, nothing wry. No more smiles, no more laughter, I have something in my eye. Pain was tapping, pain was knocking, pain was tearing down my wall. All the sadness, all the sorrow, who will catch me if I fall? I was tired, I was empty, so I laid my head to rest. Dreamt of singing, dreamt of sunshine, dreamt … Continue reading Redemption
Once upon a time and in a galaxy far far away, I took a science class (and by “took” I mean I was enrolled and showed up just often enough to pass) where the teacher taught us something about the density or volume of water versus steam and ice. I think. Anyway, the gist of it was that it’s the same stuff, but it takes … Continue reading The Battle