Dear Body, I’m sorry I did that to you. I mean REALLY sorry! And I realize you will […]
I’m rethinking Tuesdays.
I stepped into my closet to change into my pajamas. I took off my bra, and both an […]
Bean curd, cheese curd, lemon curd… They may be delicious, but “curd” just sounds gross.
Overheard in a coffee house: Him: How is your coffee? Her: Hot, but bitter. Like my ex-husband. Him: […]
I’ve spent most of July in New York City. Here’s some stuff. Humidity isn’t just a type of […]
As seen on a drinking straw wrapper in a coffee house: “Not Recommended For Use in Hot Beverages” […]